Well, the title says it all. I was just sent a Press Release from the master himself, detailing his views of the recent emergence of artists who claimed that they made the biggest position art ever. Apparently, Stavros was a bit annoyed at first, then he realized that his dearest “position art” gospel was spreading.
First of all, congrats to the master on the increasing popularity of his beloved art form, and unlike all artists, I hope he gets the worldwide recognition that he STARTED it all. Second, I will permit myself to correct the master, saying that these said artists he was mentioning eventually admitted it was all bogus. Of course, that doesn’t negate the fact that position art is increasingly popular and this is an example but oh boy do these people need to practice to hit the perfection of the master’s work!
Anyway, the biggest news in the press release came at the end, with Stavros reassuring us that he is coming back, and I quote:
Stavros salutes all position artists on Internets and will soon re-establish himself as the Position Art genius!
Stavros is return! Canvas.
Well, Stavros you don’t need to re-establish yourself, you know you are already the one and only Master, but a new work from you is always welcome, as well as the laughs and smiles that you bring to us. I hope this time you will be sporting the N96 as a tool though ;) and I conclude like you: Canvas.
