I recently got a tip to check out a dark, secretive new website at OpenAtOwnRisk.com. The story unfolds that hundreds of years ago, a bunch of royal families got together to create a clip. This clip was supposed to be the weirdest thing ever created, and it actually ended up *too* weird.
Thus, it was locked up in a box with four seals. The instructions on how to break these four seals has been secret for years, through generations and generations. The secret instructions were hidden inside such historical things as the Edison lightbulb, the Wright Brothers’ airplane, and Apollo 11.
The seals will be broken, according to a timer hidden on the site, on Monday at 4am CST (GMT-600). You can bet I’ll be making Rita wake up extra early for it.













